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Themed Christmas WreathsBerries & Jingle Bells WreathsBirds & Blueberries Wreaths Candied Gingerbread Wreaths Gilded Forest Wreath Golden Elegance Wreaths Northwest Harvest Wreaths |
dr. Elmo, 1979, dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grandpa we believe. She'd been drinking too much eggnog, and we begged her not to go. But she forgot her medication, and she staggered out the door into the snow. When we found her Christmas morning, at the scene of the attack, she had hoof-prints on her forehead, and incriminating Claus marks on her back. Now we're all so proud of grandpa, He's been taking this so well. See him in there watching football, drinking root beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel. It's not Christmas without Grandma, All the family's dressed in black and we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts, or send them back? Send them back!! Now the goose is on the table and the pudding made of fig and the blue and silver candles that would just have matched the hair on grandma's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbors better watch out for yourselves, they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
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 Fresh Christmas WreathsYou can choose from many popular sizes - from our smallest fresh decorated 16" Christmas Wreath up to our spectacular Extra Large Christmas Wreath made a whopping 48" diameter!Each is handcrafted and carefully constructed with the finest fresh noble fir, incense ceder, port orford cedar, princess pine, blue berried juniper, and western red cedar.
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